I live Mountain View, CA where my day job is to develop new ways to discover data breaches on the internet before bad guys do. I also post jokes on that very same internet.
In past lives I've written content for video games, managed popular online games and communities, worked at nonprofits, and lived in a shed. I have no formal education and don't feel like I missed much.
The things I do best are creative writing, Python, and chilling.
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I keep having one where I'm an ostrich and I can't tell anyone I'm stuck in an ostrich body and it fucking sucks. It is the bane of my life