I am the world's foremost expert on DevOps. I am incredibly passionate about tech, web, data, and networking. I invented the concept of "Data Beans" which are the backbone of DevOps if you ask me.
But don't take my word for it. Take the word of hundreds of technology advocates who have all recognized my extraordinary thought leadership and classy look.
I actually own multiple computers so I can do more than one thing at a time. If you are starting DevOps I recommend having multiple computers.
All of technology is founded upon my concept of "Data Beans". Data Beans are neither bad nor good, it is what you do with them that gives them their power.
In order to properly implement DevOps, I recommend a method of data methodology known as Data Kissing. I kiss my data all the time, and you should too.
You can bet the farm. Jon is the real deal. So powerful. So passionate. What a beautiful human.
There can only be one Jon, so the best you can hope for is trying to be like him and maybe you will absorb some of the best qualities of DevOps, too. It is the only way for a business to survive this economic climate.
Jon is so fantastic at DevOps. There is truly no comparison.
DevOps is changing, and Jon is leading the way. Gone are the days of stuffy thought leadership. A bold new direction has emerged.
The writing has been on the wall for a very long time. DevOps is no longer a mantlepiece of the tech elite. It is for everyone. Jon is bringing the information to regular people just like Prometheus gave humans fire, except it is DevOps instead of fire.
Some of my primary inspirations for becoming the world's greatest thought leader are hanging out with my friends, and a lust for tech.
I usually charge a consulting fee for DevOps advice, but this one's on the house: If you want to do DevOps, you better get a computer.
I am the real deal. I'm not like these other thought leaders who like to blog a big game and then go to the bathroom to look at pictures of their wife.
Here I am just hanging out at home thinking about DevOps and how to bring it into the mainstream. I am really cool.
Yeah, I hang out in the belly of the tech beast sometimes — that means San Francisco. Where tech is from and I am from.
Tactical setup. For you-know-what. Going downtown. Oh yeah.
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